976-Evil

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0.35 STARS: Revenge of the satanic Nerd........2007-09-15

Ostensibly, "976-Evil" sounded like a good concept to me. Calling satan on the telephone for favors sounds kind of creepy to me, especially with the obvious evil strings attached to it, but this movie fails to execute it properly. While watching "976-Evil", I realized early on that the creators of this flick had butchered what COULD have been a decent plan for a horror flick. In the same mold as "Carrie" (although obviously not near as good of a movie), "976-Evil" is about a nerd who gets picked on relentlessly by some bullies at school, but when the nerd (played well by Stephen Geoffreys) calls 976-Evil, he gets evil or what the creators of the movie would like you to believe is evil and he gets back at the bullies. This movie is rather poorly acted except for Geoffreys, whom, while obnoxious for sure, seems to have nailed down the dorky nerd guy role pretty well. The problem with "976-Evil" is that it is too focused on the nerd getting back at the bullies and, consequently, does a terribly pathetic job at presenting the "evil" theme this movie half-heartedly tries to relate to the audience. As a result, what you have in "976-Evil" is your typical teenaged revenge flick erroneously portrayed as a horror movie when in reality the horror is obviously secondary to the revenge of the nerd theme. There really are NO likeable characters in this nonsense, but I particularly disliked the pathetic loser character named Spike...what a dork! Ultimately, "976-Evil" comes off looking like the total joke that it is and has absolutely nothing to offer the serious horror movie fan.

"If you value your life, I'd suggest you leave me alone.".......2006-12-13

Directed by Robert `Freddy Krueger' Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Phantom of the Opera), 976-EVIL (1989)...interestingly enough I once dated a woman who had the same phone number...stars Stephen Geoffreys (Fright Night, At Close Range) as a nebbish mama's boy who becomes entangled with satanic forces through a 976 phone number after becoming weary of suffering the torments of his nerdly existence. Also appearing is Patrick O'Bryan (No Holds Barred), Oscar winner Sandy Dennis (Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?), Lezlie Deane (Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare), J.J. Cohen (Secret Admirer), Robert Picardo ("Star Trek: Voyager"), and Jim Metzler (River's Edge).

Stephen Geoffreys plays an annoying, smarmy, little doofus (i.e. his standard role) named Hoax Arthur Wilmoth, a high school student who lives with his mother Lucy (Dennis), a holier than thou, pestering, overbearing, unpleasant woman whose home is full of cats, religious icons, and furniture wrapped in plastic. Living in the apartment above the garage is Spike (O'Bryan), Hoax's cousin and part time student/professional juvenile delinquent, and, subsequently, Hoax's idol. After losing the pink slip to his motorcycle during a poker game with some other greasy delinquents, Spike comes across a magazine insert featuring a 976 phone number, one that give you your `horrorscope', whatever the heck that is...anyway, Spike calls, and soon his fortunes change, but he has sort of a falling out with his skeevy girlfriend named Suzie (Deane). After Hoax suffers various embarrassing situations at the hands of Marcus and his goon squad (including, but not withstanding a toilet shampoo in the boys' bathroom at school), he also comes across the flyer and begins calling, but where his cousin Spike got turned off on the experience (after a mysterious near death incident), Hoax becomes hooked calling regularly, so much so he begins to go through various physiological changes, along with attaining some interesting new powers. This newfound power allows Hoax to do something which he hadn't be able to do before in terms of standing up for himself, and even returning some of the pain and suffering on those who've abused him over the years. Things get out of hand, though (big surprise), as a demonic force begins to take control of Hoax resulting in a number of deaths. As Spike finally realizes what's going on, it may be too late as Hoax is no longer Hoax, but a demonic entity intent on bring about the Armageddon...

I remember seeing a film similar to this, one released back in 1981 called Evilspeak, featuring Clint Howard as a military school who invokes satanic forces in order to help him overcome various, abusive elements within the school. Given the similarities I found Evilspeak to be much more entertaining, mainly because it had a solid story, which really isn't the case with 976-EVIL, but also due to the fact I like Clint Howard a lot more than I like Stephen Geoffreys, the latter whose character elicited no sympathies whatsoever due to his inherent creepy and skeevy nature (and that was before he became possessed). There was some potential here, but the follow through falters seriously resulting a relatively tepid horror film with demonic overtones. I actually thought Robert Englund did very well in directing as he obviously knows how to set up shots but real weakness here is in the material. The plot is terribly anemic, and suffers from a lack of positive, forward flow. The film feels a lot like just a series of sequences strung together, some not matching up entirely with that which followed. Can anyone who's seen this film tell me the point of Jim Metzler's character? He plays a private investigator snooping about, apparently interested in the various goings on, but it's never detailed what exactly he's looking for or who actually hired him. Seems like his character was tossed into the mix as a means to a bit of expository crud in terms of the guy who operates the Horrorscope number, played by Robert Picardo. The story skimps on details throughout, and while I've seen this in other films, in terms of the filmmakers giving the audience the credit of having the intelligence to fill in the blanks, that's definitely not the case here given the overall shoddy nature of the story. If you can get past this aspect there are some fun bits, including Hoax developing a lizard like appearance and his voice dropping a few octaves (he finally became a man, albeit one possessed by a demon). There was a really odd part for me in the movie, one that features Marcus and his meager gang (four, including Marcus), all of whom hung out in the projection room of a local movie house (apparently one of them had a job in the theater as a projectionist). At one point, near the end, as evil Hoax arrives to confront them, we see them playing strip poker. Okay, fine...except there's only one, skaggy girl in the room, and she's fully dressed whereas Marcus' friends are in their boxers. Would you really want to engage in such a game where the majority of the players are male, and the one female involved is better at cards (as indicated from her fully dressed form) than said males? Another strange aspect, given Robert `Freddy Krueger' Englund's direction I was half expecting a decent amount of blood, but there's really not that much as the goriest bits took place off screen. Lezlie Deane provides a nice topless shot, if you're into that kind of thing. All in all 976-EVIL was mildly entertaining but I'd not something I'd recommend someone to go out of his or her way to see unless it was a really cheap rental or playing on cable. A sequel, of which I haven't seen, titled 976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor (1992) was released, with only Patrick O'Bryan returning in the role as Spike.

The picture on this Columbia/Tristar DVD release, presented in fullscreen (1.33:1) pan and scan, looks decent enough, but I don't understand why the studio couldn't have released this in its original aspect ratio. Sure the film isn't all that great, but I find it annoying not to be able to see the film in its original aspect ratio. As far as the audio it's presented in Dolby Digital stereo, and comes across well enough. There aren't any extras included, other than a couple of trailers for the films Hollow Man (2000) and Fright Night (1985), both of which are better than this feature (of the pair I'd recommend Fright Night). There are subtitles available in English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Chinese, and Korean, for what it's worth.

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A strange note on Stephen Geoffreys, a few years after this film, specifically after appearing in Roland Emmerich's excremental feature Moon 44 (1990), Geoffreys began appearing in a number of hard core homoerotic features under the pseudonym Sam Ritter, apparently after developing a serious issue with drugs, according to information available on the Internet Movie Database.

I just don't know anymore.......2006-11-22

Well, this is the typical highschool story ... nerd grown up next to jock ... jock and nerd become friends ... nerd spies on jock having sex with girlfriend after jock inexplicably leaves blinds open even though he knows nerd lives next door and owns a telescope ... nerd calls mysterious phone number and is granted evil powers. Just like my highschool experience!! (I was the nerd). It is just entertaining enough to keep me interested, not quite good enough for me to wholeheartedly recommend it. There is a modicum of humor here (think Evil Dead), but the humor and interest fall apart in the final third of the movie. Eh. It's a way to kill an otherwise dull evening.

DON'T CALL US WE'LL CALL YOU.......2005-10-05

Given a boost from the delightfully manic performance of Stephen Geoffreys (Fright Night), 976-EVIL is a tidy little thriller served up by screenwriter Brian Helgeland (Mystic River) and director Robert "Freddy Krueger" Englund. Geoffreys plays a nerdish teenager who gets picked on all the time, a la Carrie White. He finds a vengeance via a telephone service called 976-EVIL which gives him satanic powers to wreak vengeance on those who have wronged him. While there are some weaknesses in the plot (just who is Jim Metzler anyway, who comes on the scene as some kind of private investigator, but without any previous indication as to his involvement in the plot), 976-EVIL has some chilling moments and Geoffreys (who left mainstream movies to make soft porn flicks) is effectively cast. Sandy Dennis also makes an impression as his somewhat eccentric mama.

THIS DVD SHOULD BE RE-RELEASED.......2005-10-01

976-EVIL is not the best 80's horror movie I have seen but, it's not the worst. I had seen this movie a handful or times on VHS before it was released on DVD. If you pay close attention to the tape and then watch the disc there is two scenes that is on the tape that is missing in the DVD. the seen at the Beginning of the movie when Hoax go to see Ms. Martinaze in her office to tell her " I'M JUST ABOUT FINISHED WITH THAT FILING SYSTEM YOU ASKED ME TO DO" is missing. The other scene that is missing on the disc is the one where the reporter is talking to Hoax in his room about the fish fallin from the sky. The third and final flaw I saw with the DVD is the scene where Spke is talking to the reporter in the dinner. On the DVD the reporter says " Fish don't fall from the sky every night though". On the VHS tape there was a lot more content in that conversation. That scene does not make any sence once so ever on the Disc. So I guess what I'm getting at is it's a bad DVD transfer

976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor [Region 2]

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0 STARS: "976-Evil 2- The Retarded Factor" -Just plain AWFUL!!
976-Evil? What will happen next? 1-800-Horror?
Where is the DVD?
976-Evil 2: The Astral Factor
It can't help being entertaining. Check the cast and crew

976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor [Region 2]
Starring: Debbie James , René Assa , Patrick O'Bryan , Philip McKeon , and Leslie Ryan
Director: Jim Wynorski
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

General | Horror | Genres | DVD | Video

ASIN: B00004L8KO

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0 STARS: "976-Evil 2- The Retarded Factor" -Just plain AWFUL!!.......2007-09-15

Admittedly, I watched "976-Evil", and I did not like it. So, why did I watch the sequel? Well, I believe in being thorough when it comes to horror movies. Anyway, it was free, I was bored and it couldn't be any worse than the original, right?? Wrong!

"976-Evil 2" is about a professor who is accused of murder and put in prison. The police have the right man, but he has satan's powers by virtue of his many phone conversations with some demon or satan himself where satan grants him this power to actually leave his body and have an outer-body experience where he actually gets to kill people...thus, the term "Astral Factor".

Unfortunately, "976-Evil 2" brings back that creep Spike for another movie, even though the boy that plays Spike is one of the worst actors known to man. At any rate, only Spike really knows how dangerous this 976-Evil is. He meets his dansel in distress who has an unfortunate connection with the professor.

What transpires is really a lot of ridiculous scenes that were designed to be more of a dark comedy rather than a horror movie. There is nothing remotely scary about this garbage...it's sad really, but this was on Fearnet for free and I decided to take it in since I had seen the original which was terrible in its own right. Actually, what is bad about this sequel is the story itself...it's just totally lame. It's a joke. Indeed, the acting does NOT help this movie at all, but there is something about this professor guy that comes off totally absurd to me. Maybe it's because he tries to be funny, but the main criticism I have for this movie is that it does not even attempt to be scary or horrifying in the slightest...I don't know what they were after in this movie. It's just plain stupid.

One reviewer said this movie is awful in a good way, but I think it's just plain awful, boring and stupid. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone with over one brain cell.

976-Evil? What will happen next? 1-800-Horror? .......2005-10-28

This is a cheap rip off of A Nightmare On Elm Street, when a man goes to sleep, his soul/spirit comes out of him and he kills teenagers. Not a good movie, it's kind of stupid with a dumb ending.

Where is the DVD?.......2005-10-01

ALL I'm going to say about part II is I think it has better plot then the first one and I'd like to see it released on DVD!!!

976-Evil 2: The Astral Factor.......2002-09-27

The majority of the plot deals with pretty coed Robin (Debbie James), who learns that her dean, Prof. Grubeck (Rene Assa), is a sorority girl murderer who has made a deal with the devil. In exchange for his soul, Grubeck can project his rotting ghost to kill. Leather bound bad boy, Spike (Patrick O'Bryan), joins forces with Robin who has developed a psychic link with the maniac.

Not a really horrible flick, but not really that good either. The make up effects are crude, the acting is a bit rough, and the ending is a disappointing attempt at a twist. Some of the scenes are real gems though, including one in which one of Robin's friends (Leslie Ryan) is watching It's a Wonderful Life on TV. Grubeck pops up on a commercial, sucks her into the movie, and combines it with Night of the Living Dead.

It can't help being entertaining. Check the cast and crew.......1999-12-19

Sorority girl murderer ...makes a deal with the devil thatallows him to escape his physical form during lights out and killothers. A friend with a psychic link is terrorized by the maniac and teams up with a leather bound bad boy to stop him. Pretty good most of the time but the make up effects are something crude and the ending is disappointing. Who would of thought? Look for the average appearences from cast members of Sorority House Massacre sequels and backgrounds for in-jokes. END

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