Dinosaur Valley Girls (Mammoth Edition)

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Beauties and the Beasts! First time on DVD is this Special Mammoth Edition of the cult classic! Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (DENISE AMES), a gorgeous cavegirl, and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (JEFF RECTOR) soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time. Features Emmy Award winner William (Blacula) Marshall, Former "Mr. America" Ed (Ursus, Son of Hercules) Fury, and Oscar®-Nominee (Five Easy Pieces) Karen Black.

Customer Reviews:

My Review Of Dinosaur Valley Girls.......2007-01-03

This movie is funny as well as borderline erotic. the actresses were all enjoyable to watch as the sexy cavewomen, and the late William Marshall(the original Blacula)was at his best as the scientist/researcher. Dinosaur Valley Girls is one of the most interesting B-movies I have seen in a while.

Average customer rating:

Karen Black making a "Comeback" movie?
Silly movie is worth a look.
DVD-DVG- maka-loola!
Silly and funny
Lighten up - this is FUN!

Dinosaur Valley Girls
Starring: Jeff Rector , William Marshall , Griffin Drew , Harrison Ray , and Elizabeth Landau
Director: Donald F. Glut
Manufacturer: Ventura Distribution
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: 630585548X
Release Date: 2000-06-20

Customer Reviews:

Karen Black making a "Comeback" movie?.......2003-02-24

The only qualities featured in the movie are the bodacious women. That is it. If you are a guy that likes viewing lustful babes on the screen, this movie has that, but you still are better off watching Kitten Natividad in her heyday.
Karen Black must have been behind on a mortgage payment to lower herself to such depths to even think of making an appearance in the film.

Silly movie is worth a look........2001-01-06

Although no classic Dinosaur Valley Girls contains enough silliness to make it a watchable Saturday afternoon time waster. Writer/director Donald Glut makes darn certain that the viewer knows that this is a joke (he all but pummels us over the head with it) and that makes up for the really bad special effects (considering that this was made for a measly ...though I think that it is understandable). The cast is obviously having fun goofing off in front of the camera and it's contagious. The music video intermission (a song called Jurassic Punk, hehehehe) alone is worth the price of admission.

DVD-DVG- maka-loola!.......2000-10-15

This is your dino-dream come true! It's a video about a "primeval" fantasy land inhabited by dinosaurs & cavebabes created by Don Glut, an expert on dinosaur film history and the science of dinosaurs. Karen Black is still "cave-babe-alicious". And, for inexplicable reasons, those scenes featuring cavemen passing gas had me and my wife in hysterics. It's not exactly One Million Years B.C., but then it's perfectly suited for your next planned Halloween dino-monster movie marathon. Hey, it's a genuine cult film already & the price is right, so pop open those brewskies & enjoy! Also, viewers will find Don's book, "Dinosaur Valley Girls - The Book", about the making of the movie, highly entertaining.

Silly and funny.......2000-10-13

The thing that stands out for me most in this flick is "Just a little part", which all the gals in the movie keep begging Tony Markham for. Also, William Marshall gives a very good but brief performance as the paleontologist. I like the music score, especially "Jurassic Punk". I bought the Family Version, so I don't know if there are any truly violent scenes in the movie which may have been excised. Dickens' animated and animatronic animals are realistic in design if not movement. In all honesty, I wish I knew what Don Glut and Kevin Glover had been trying to say with this movie. Is it a satire of Hollywood mores? It would be neat to see the proposed sequel.

Lighten up - this is FUN!.......2000-10-11

This is about as much fun as you can have in low-budget! Don't look for Shakespeare, here (although there is one quote if you look for it) - this film was never meant to be in that category. One of the reviews called this "a masterpiece of arrested development" and that sums it up. It's funny, loaded with dinosaurs and gorgeous women with spring-loaded bras that jump off at a moment's notice. Pick up a six pack, a pizza and settle in for a lost evening in a lost world. Don't analyze, don't critique - just ENJOY!

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