Vampire Vixens

Description

The fanged and fabulously succulent daughter of Count Dracula has returned once again from beyond the grave. Dracool is her name, and seducing gorgeous women is her game. Dracool desires only the choicest lesbians, and to that end, she requires the service of the nerdy Eugene to deliver the hot'n'writhing goods to her lair. Eugene is skilled at eavesdropping on ultra-sexy female encounters of the naughtiest kind, whether its two curious college girls sharing their young, supple bodies or a trio of uninhibited beauties who know exactly what they want, yet he comes away empty-handed from each voyeuristic interlude. But Dracool gives Eugene a more pressing task - to hunt down and destroy Wally Van Helsing - great-great grandson of the infamous vampire hunter and her #1 nemesis. Amidst the sighs and moans of voluptuous babes in the throes of ecstasy, Dracool, Eugene, and Wally face off against one another. Who will be the victor, who the vanquished, and who the vixen?

Customer Reviews:

A pretty hilarious sequel to the awful Vampire's Seduction.......2006-01-23

Initially, I found Vampire Vixens to be an utterly stupid disaster, but I must admit that it really grew on me as I went along. This movie is absolutely hilarious. In this sequel to The Vampire's Seduction, Dracoola has been resurrected by an utter moron who becomes her Renfield. Dracoola wants Wally Van Helsing, who destroyed her in the first movie with a garlic sandwich, dead and she sends Renfield to do the job. After Dracoola's demise, unimaginably geeky Wally was freed of the Van Helsing curse and became a brilliant scientist and businessman; naturally, once Dracoola returns, the curse also returns in full force. Van Helsing's constant whining and whimpering is annoying, but Renfield's every move cracks me up. It's especially fun to watch Dracoola browbeat the guy for his utter stupidity. I can't complain too much about the ladies in this film, either, since it brings together three of my favorites in Darrian Caine, Misty Mundae, and the wonderful Katie Jordan. Vampire Vixens has no redeeming value and is what would generally be considered an awful film, but it you have a taste for vampires, lesbians, and moronic humor Vampire Vixens is well worth a look.

I FEEL TOTALLY CHEATED!!!.......2003-11-21

I got this movie because they sold it togather with carlitos angels. a funny hispanic comedy about some ghetto girls that fight crime and smoke out. Who the heck thought this piece of junk was a good match with that movie, first of, nobody is spanish, and there is nothing funny about this. there arent even any real vampires in this movie. what are the people at amazon thinking putting these two movies together

Vampires bite, vixens don't apparently........2003-11-06

Sexy naked women doing eachother,An alluring quality of the lesbian vampire genre, is certainly not in short supply here. If that's all you wanted though, you would simply order porno in bulk......right? What this genre is all about is lesbian VAMPIRES. Vampire and prey culmunating in a lustful embrace of pain and passion called a "bite". Remember that? Remember when vampires did that?

Vampire Vixens doesn't have any vampires in it. There's a chick in a cape and she can fly. Is she Wonder Woman or what?

I couldn't tell you about the dialogue or the story, although I'm sure there was nothing erotic. One does not catch much of the story or dialogue while scanning in FF mode looking for the vampires.

Why two stars? There are naked women who are at least trying to act like they're having sex. That really only gets 1 1/2 stars, but it wasn't an available option so I rounded up.

more of the same, but still fun.......2003-08-06

This film is the long-awaited sequel to VAMPIRE'S SEDUCTION, one of Seduction Cinema's first releases, and one of my personal favorites. John Bacchus is back in the director's chair, and stars Mia Copia (Dracoola) and John Fedele (Wally) return as well. Added to the cast are the hilarious Zach Snygg, and an all-star SC lineup including Darian Caine, Misty Mundae, AJ Khan, and (the now retired) Katie Jordon. Sounds like a winner, doesn't it? Bacchus is responsible for all my favorite SC films of the past, and I suppose it's unfair of me to expect so much from a movie like this, but I really was disappointed. One indication shoulda been the fact that this movie was made three years ago and it's just now getting released. VAMPIRE VIXENS is basically the same movie as VAMPIRE SEDUCTION in terms of plot, with Dracoola's new flunky Eugene (Snygg) spying on lesbians instead of Wally (who is now the head of a major corporation). There were several funny moments in the film, thanks to Copia, Fedele and Snygg, who are all hilarious of course. But in my view, given what I've seen the participants do in the past, I think VAMPIRE VIXENS under-achieves. Maybe it was the long wait, maybe I expected more from the huge pool of talent involved. The movie is funny, and the skin quotient is high, but don't expect anything bigger or better than the first one. Plus, the extras are really lacking.

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These Women Are Out Of This World!
Vampire Vixens from Venus
I See The Vixens, Where Are The Vampires?

Vampire Vixens From Venus
Starring: Christopher Bailey , Michelle Bauer , Charlie Callas , Vincent Di Gaetano , and Louise Freistadt
Manufacturer: SHANACHIE
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B0001I5542
Release Date: 2004-05-11

Description

Hideous in their original form, three alien drug smugglers transform into beautiful women on Earth. Their drug is derived from the life essence of men and they're on a mission to drain every last drop. Packed with eye-popping state-of-the-art special effects, Vampire Vixens from Venus is a funny, sexy sci-fi thriller. Featuring Scream Queen Michelle Bauer (Puppet Master III) and Penthouse pet Leslie Glass.

Customer Reviews:

These Women Are Out Of This World!.......2004-02-12

Three Venusians, played by J.J. North (Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold), Theresa Lynn (Private Parts), and Leslie Glass (Strip Search), come to our planet in search of Earth men. Their mission is to stimulate men and, at the height of arousal, put a device on their head which drains the men of all their bodily fluids. The resulting liquid is used on their planet as a narcotic. The most enjoyable scenes in this movie are when these three gorgeous gals, always dressed to kill and usually going topless, whip the men into a sexual frenzy. The saddest scene is seeing Charlie Callas playing the bartender. His schtick is almost as old as he looks, and he looks REALLY old. Leon Head plays Detective Oakenshield as an English version of Inspector Clouseau. Uncoordinated and unorthodox, he stumbles upon the solution to the murders. Unfortunately for him, his new girlfriend, played by Michelle Bauer (Bikini Drive-In), also turns out to be a Venusian. Fortunately for him, his partner on the police force is really an intergalactic bounty hunter. I have to deduct one star from this movie because of its abrupt ending. The closing credits end with the tease, watch for "Vampire Vixens II: Oakenshield On Venus." Sadly, this sequel has yet to materialize.

Vampire Vixens from Venus.......2000-06-16

VAMPIRE VIXENS FROM VENUS is an absolutly reprehensible movie. It has no redeeming qualities what-so-ever. From the (unbelievably) lame jokes, to the endless, pointless nudity, Vampire Vixens From Venus is absolutly terrible. There's not much else to say! It's just plain awful!

I See The Vixens, Where Are The Vampires?.......1998-11-22

I picked up this movie from Amazon a while ago. I was in the mood to see what b movie actress Michelle Bauer had been up to. Unfortunately I picked this thing up.

The basic story goes...there are these aliens that have come to earth to harvest a drug that is illegal in space as well. Human males produce this stuff at the height of extacsy, at which time the aliens (beautifully portrayed by three vixens one being JJ North) suck this stuff out of the men leaving them like raisins.

Some funny moments in this movie but the detective's slapstick and stupid humour really made this movie stink. Michelle Bauer isn't the star I thought she was in this movie, but she does have an okay role as well.

Customer Reviews:

A pretty hilarious sequel to the awful Vampire's Seduction.......2006-01-23

I FEEL TOTALLY CHEATED!!!.......2003-11-21

Vampires bite, vixens don't apparently........2003-11-06

Vampire Vixens doesn't have any vampires in it. There's a chick in a cape and she can fly. Is she Wonder Woman or what?

I couldn't tell you about the dialogue or the story, although I'm sure there was nothing erotic. One does not catch much of the story or dialogue while scanning in FF mode looking for the vampires.

Why two stars? There are naked women who are at least trying to act like they're having sex. That really only gets 1 1/2 stars, but it wasn't an available option so I rounded up.

more of the same, but still fun.......2003-08-06

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